Aluminum foil helmets actually magnify mind control beams from the government

fez An experimental study from (gasp) MIT students.

Their conclusion:

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ”radio location” (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites. The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

h/t Boing Boing

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  2. thats because they use cheap aluminum foil. Only real tin foil helps, everybody knows that. Just like only real pure tin soldiers are good against the black helicopters. And as soon as Barbarossa leaves his Kyffhäuser reduit, the 300 000 tin soldiers, locked up at the Plassenburg at this moment, will go on their march on Brussels.