On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the UN gave to me,
Twelve jumbled re-writes,
Eleven confused targets,
Ten woolly commitments,
Nine ill-formed panels,
Eight NGOs grumbling,
Seven vague consultations,
Six preening leaders,
Five tuuuu-uuurf wars!
Four BRICs ignoring,
Three rambling summits,
Two dozen speeches,
And confusion on in-equal-ityyyyyy…..
Hat tip to @viewfromthecave.