The 12 days of Christmas, post 2015

This is brilliant.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the UN gave to me,

Twelve jumbled re-writes,

Eleven confused targets,

Ten woolly commitments,

Nine ill-formed panels,

Eight NGOs grumbling,

Seven vague consultations,

Six preening leaders,

Five tuuuu-uuurf wars!

Four BRICs ignoring,

Three rambling summits,

Two dozen speeches,

And confusion on in-equal-ityyyyyy…..

Hat tip to @viewfromthecave.