is Vijaya Ramachandran.
Zanu-PF cuts back from $1.2M to $500k for Mugabe 85th birthday. Thankfully still enough for 8000 lobsters, 3000 ducks & 2000 bottles of MoÃ«t
Do yourself a favor and follow @vijramachandran. Always entertaining. Usually informative. And easier to handle in 140 characters than in person (and I mean that in the most loving way possible, Vij.)