Dear Sir or Madam, But Most Likely Sir:
I am writing to apply for your advertised position in Social Innovation. As a Comparative Literature Ph.D, I am proficient in the fabrication of closed tautological circles of non-meaning; this makes me the ideal candidate for a job seeking “innovative teachers… for the position of lecturer in innovation.”
Presentation to the Joint Chiefs Operations Directorate
November 11, 2022
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RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
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RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
RT @bill_easterly: Job candidate “proficient in fabrication of tautological circles of non-meaning” Have you tried the UN? http://t.co/UEL4…
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