Reddit has a writing competition. The top rated contribution begins:
A long time ago, and so far far away,
There was a rebellion in space, so they say!
That old Evil Empire was up to no good
They kidnapped a princess, you knew that they would!
And then with the might only money can buy,
They set out to make a Death Star, in the sky!
That dastardly Emperor!
That Scoundrel! That Fiend!
Could nobody stop him? Would no one intervene?