The Gothamist reports a new study:
The researchers found that women who went to university consume more alcohol than their less-educated counterparts and they are twice as likely to drink on a daily basis. In fact, this can all be predicted at an early age—the study points out that schoolgirls who scored medium and high test marks are 2.1 times more likely to drink daily as adults.
These boozy broads also tend to postpone parental responsibilities and hold off on having children, likely work in male-dominated offices, and we’re guessing have afforded themselves a life of luxury that allows them to pour only the finest Chardonnay into their coffee mugs in the morning
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If smart and educated means long days in male-dominated offices, then booze would be required.
So if I drink more I’ll become smarter? Excellent.
Oh this is fantastic! It opens up new avenues in my imagination :)
I don’t know about the finest Chardonnay in the coffee mug in the morning, a cheap Malbec works just fine.
In all seriousness, although I see some ‘truth’ to the report (scary parallels), I’m with Liza above… sounds more like a joke than anything else??? The use of ‘broads’ gives it away…
boozy broads? Excuse me, but this sounds more like sth the Daily mail would publish
like this one that was published last week
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262681/Englands-poor-cancer-detection-bad-diet-mean-Slovenian-women-live-longer.html#ixzz0jqJMfKke
And the surprise that intelligent people look at politicians and need a drink is?
I think the ratio of women who consume alcohol will increase in the forthcoming year.
Once again, causation and correlation … Don’t they also smoke more ?
pretty sure this only applies to white women
Oh yea! Smoke and drink! 63 and still kicking!
What about the men?