Love, statistically speaking

Andy Gelman points us to statistical love poems for Valentine’s Day. A sample:

You are perfect; I’d make no substitutions You remind me of my favorite distributions With a shape and a scale that I find reliable You’re as comforting as a two parameter Weibull When I ask you a question and hope you answer truly You speak as clearly as a draw from a Bernoulli Your love of adventure is most influential Just like the constant hazard of an exponential. With so many moments, all full of fun, You always integrate perfectly to one.