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Monarchists set to take over Harvard

Straight from The Crimson:

“I think that a member of the Royal Family would be in a much stronger position to negotiate with the administration and faculty,” he explains. “It’s much easier for Harvard to blow off a group of self-important undergrads than it is the House of Hapsburg.” […]

Despite the fact that no American university has ever established a hereditary monarchy to rule over the student body, Waite says that this is certainly not an obstacle.

“Harvard is always on the forefront of change. We can set an example,” he says.

Hat tip to Joshua at FP, who speculates that Yale is now obliged to adopt the Romanovs.

(Actually, I believe the students are working to restore the caliphate.)

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