“Goodnight Nanny-Cam”

In the great green-certified room
There was a smartphone goodnight-nanny-cam
And a silver spoon
And a picture of—

A high-contrast, brain-stimulating black-and-white moon

And there was a musical concert by Baby Mozart

And high window guards
And French flash cards

And a fireplace safety gate
And toys without phthalate

Continue, in the New Yorker.