In the great green-certified room
There was a smartphone
And a silver spoon
And a picture of—A high-contrast, brain-stimulating black-and-white moon
And there was a musical concert by Baby Mozart
And high window guards
And French flash cards
And a fireplace safety gate
And toys without phthalate
Continue, in the New Yorker.
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RT @ska_kongshan: Wonderful @cblatts: “Goodnight Nanny-Cam” http://t.co/qXX09T6Q”
@ska_kongshan @fravel @cblatts answer beyond my experience, i’m afraid
.@fravel @cblatts @gkucs Only shouldn’t the French flash cards rather be Mandarin these days? on Goodnight Nanny-Cam http://t.co/UrCbX6jI
Ha. Brings me back…“Goodnight Nanny-Cam” http://t.co/XANobsCa via @cblatts
RT @cblatts: “Goodnight Nanny-Cam” http://t.co/2wfv9jgI
@fravel @ska_kongshan @cblatts Loved it, but definitely not my household! : )
Really funny! Will read it to my daughter tonight… RT @ska_kongshan: Wonderful @cblatts: “Goodnight Nanny-Cam” http://t.co/3FaQ8x5W”
“Goodnight Nanny-Cam” http://t.co/9ZgUNQQH
Wonderful @cblatts: “Goodnight Nanny-Cam” http://t.co/qXX09T6Q”