Listen up. I know the sh*t you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes f*cking Gutenberg.

The full, wonderful monologue to be found in McSweeney’s.

h/t: Cailin