Unexpected sentences

I don’t usually mind being wrong. Really I don’t. But today it hurts. Indonesia has passed a bill that makes it illegal to bathe in rivers or wiggle your hips while dancing. The news reached me at exactly the time I was on air on one of the country highest rated TV shows, talking about anal sex.

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me…

Via the excellent AIDS-agitating Wisdom of Whores blog.